Total Medals Earned: 619 (From 152 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,880 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/175 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (95/95 points)
Gain the ability to see into the Blue Dimension
Receive the Scroll that grants Double Jump
Deliver Jeff's Present to Abigail
Find Rich's Jewel in the Caves
Gain the ability to see into the Red Dimension
Find a Flower for Suzy to give to her Mother
Receive the Scroll that grants Wall Jump
Escape the Underground and reach the Surface
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 3/19 (20/485 points)
Reach Layer 15
Reach Layer 14
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 13
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/135 points)
is this the right way?
where am i going?
do i remember?
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/160 points)
start the game
survive more than 10 seconds
die without moving
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 5/5 (175/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 13/20 (105/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (25/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Open fire!
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Get every costume.