Total Medals Earned: 634 (From 154 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,335 Points
Medals Earned: 3/17 (25/490 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/160 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/240 points)
Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/245 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (250/250 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (50/290 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Help all 3 hidden survivors.
Find all clay orbs in the cavern.
Find all clay fruit pieces.
Light up all torches in the cavern.
Get all upgrades from Fregg's Shop
Get back to the surface.
Beat the game with 100% item completion.
Beat the game in less than 50 minutes.
Get the Good Ending.
Get the Bad Ending
Get the Sex Ending.
Die.
Make Him Watch.
Interupt Someone's birthday.
Big round of applause!
Destroy a Turret
Destroy a helicopter
Destroy a Mech
Beat the Game
Reach 50 Thousand points
Played Bandits & Barbarians for the first time
Reach Silver Rank in Competitive
Reach Gold Rank in Competitive
Reach Diamond Rank in Competitive
Unlocked Red Knight!
Unlocked Blue Knight!
Unlocked Green Knight!
Unlocked Orange Knight!
Unlocked Grey Knight!
Unlocked Fencer!
Unlocked Beekeeper!
Unlocked Peasant!
Unlocked Peasant Girl!
Unlocked Skeleton!
Unlocked Green Princess!
Unlocked Blue Princess!
Unlocked Pink Knight!
Unlocked Alien!
Unlocked Eskimo!
Unlocked Industrialist!
Unlocked Brute!
Unlocked Snakey!
Unlocked Saracen!
Unlocked Royal Guard!
Unlocked Stove Face!
Unlocked Cone Head!
Unlocked Red Princess!
Unlocked Blacksmith!
Unlocked Hatty!
Unlocked Necromancer!
Unlocked King!
Unlocked Bear!
Unlocked Fire Demon!
Unlocked Ninja!
Unlocked Tricky!
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
Play the guitar
PWN during the snowball fight
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Lose The Gulag
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
find and kill a miniboss
Kill the second boss
find it
Launch BLOOD MOON
Survive 5 Nights
Find Levi Ramirez
Only checks either extremes, huh? — Tie a hand against the crupier
D'Arby would fear your confidence. — Win a hand discarding no cards
If only real recycling was this easy... — Discard 50 cards in a single game
These cards are as strong as your willpower... or gambling addiction. — Play 50 hands in a single game
Gambling is normally not a wise investment, but... — Stand Up (end game by pressing the Stand Up button) having over 5k chips after your blind bet
With all these chips you may be able to start a semiconductor manufacturer. — Win 512 chips or more in a single hand
An imp is nothing against the mark of the beast itself. — Win a hand with a 6-6-6 Three of a Kind
Oh my~ — Play and win with a Flush
That's no longer safe play, you're giving yourself a handicap at this point. — After playing 7 hands, remain under 50 chips and Rank 1
Suspiciously wealthy. — Have 10k chips or more in a game
Orion would be proud. — Get 25 stars in a game
Thank you for your continued patronage. — Reach Rank 5 in a game
