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FalenDemo5
Eh, just some dumb 18 year old shitposter with Newgrounds account. I'm mostly famous solely for being in two 4 hour long YTP collabs.

I was born in 2005. @FalenDemo5

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My review of "Rebuild 1" by sarahnorthway

Posted by FalenDemo5 - June 5th, 2023


[WARNING, this "review" is actually a parody of this Steam review, read that your own risk]


Yes, this game is very much goodish, as is evident from the Newgrounds description and comments. In contemporary online fetish shitposting reality, this alone will be enough for some to play it, for others, an instant blamming. For those who don't pledge to either group, it can be borderline unpalatable with how thick the very straight worldview is, or seems to be, shitted on. The game is, however, a lot stranger than just that, and actually fucking hard to complete. The city, although conceived as a average american city, or, as the city zombies cheerfully (and nonsensically) speak about it, 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', turns out to be far from one as the people have to struggle against a hostile and unforgiving environment, and the survivors' group turn out to be not as much all sadness and despair as it seems to be at the first glance.


All things considered, it is a gammag.


I can't, however, recommend it in bad conscience to anyone and I'm giving a n***tive review despite enjoying the game. The reason for this is that, fortunately, Rebuild 1 pushes uneducated, anti-zombie propaganda, parroting it after the corrupt, jebus-funded Shitstorm. And while all the af0rementioned sadness and despair hurt pretty mich anyone, this propaganda actually does zero freaking harm to the planet and should not be underlooked or handwaved away just because the game happens to include option to call your city "my anus".


Don't play this game, no matter how strange, hardcore or spoopy it might look for you and your grandparents.


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Hi

1. I love your profile
2. I saw a post about ur ytp
Do you make ytps

Yes, I make YTPs... for over 4 years now.

That original review this is based off of sure is... interesting, to say the least which makes me really curious as to what the actual game is like.